In the vast expanse of the universe, fecal matter, colloquially referred to as "poop," "shit," and "doo-doo," is probably the most rarest thing in the universe. Heck, probably even rarer than diamond, gold and other precious metals!

Why I think this way

I mean think about it; there are entire planets made out of precious metals such as gold and diamond. **** only occurs when a species with an **** creates a waste product by digesting food which initiates the enzymatic degradation of nutrients and absorption of essential elements, and then ******** it out two days later. We only know that species with ****** only exist on Earth, so thus …