What are they even saying in the video? "The uncle is holding me captive... WHAT... And forcing me to watch Crispy Concord's videos... My buddy Quintaliasbong Jr. got smacked in the head with a rhinoceros horn because he was listening to No Maiden... STOP... My grandma punched me in the head at 90 miles per hour and I was paralyzed from the waist up." -- What did I just write lmao?

Wow your life story is a bunch of random photos and meme noises lol... You remind me of @MONKEY